Sexually accosted in public

As I was sitting at an intersection, waiting to make a left turn, I
catch a headlight in my right-side mirror. Just as I start to turn my
head to see how close this car is coming at me, I hear,

> Nice leather clad ass!

And some girl reaches out of the car and tries to smack my ass. She hit
my right hip armor with her fingertips

> Oooh, nice and firm too!

The beat up Camry drives away with laughter and whistles. By then the
light was red, so I just sat there for another cycle.

Fun times.

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